chodeless pirate 

A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.

"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."

"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."

chodeless pirate by zaniac420 July 7, 2008

Coveness 

A regular gathering of witches like a coven but way cooler. The word transcends gender. The first use of the word Coveness was in March 2023 with The High Coveness.

The Coveness from the North will be collaborating with The Coveness from South for the Celestial Bonfire!

The High Coveness will now convene!

Coveness by The High Covenesses March 8, 2023

chodeweiser 

The beer a stripper pours down his/her body subsequently consumed by any moron willing to roll the dice on the wheel of STDs.

Darryl had a sixer of Chodeweisers last night at the party and now he has to go to the hospital to have a q-tip shoved in his penis to check for STDs.

chodeweiser by scrotguy November 24, 2005

artificial closeness 

Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.

People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.

This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.

"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"

"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."

artificial closeness by i'msohungry3466 April 8, 2022

chateness

This is the verbal level of chate that someone may use to define a person, place, thing or actions chateness. Not to be misunderstood as ones chate-factor.

Dans chateness is far beyond this worlds!
Her chateness is high!

chateness by JonnyV April 21, 2005

chodemeister 

Jaybizzle aka JB aka BJ. The boy's chode is trippin' yo. jus a bitch witta chode who be whinin n complainin the whoooooole riiiiiiiide hooooome

Yo he be actin like a chodemeister.

chodemeister by P-rod February 13, 2004

ChodeFest 

ChodeFest is a music festival, founded in Ohio. It's basically the best thing that has ever happened to the earth.

Person A: "Dude! Are you going to ChodeFest 2K10?"

Person B: "ChodeFest?"

Person A: "Yeah dude, it'll blow your chode off!"

ChodeFest by Adam Witner May 26, 2010