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oklahoma cattle prod 

When a man takes a turkey baster filled with urine and empties it up a woman's butt. He then quickly pulls out the baster and pushes in a butt plug or his dick. This produces a stinging sensation, hence the name "cattle prod"
Bill: "Last night after Lucy broke up with me gave her an oklahoma cattle prod"
Joe: "Damn, good for you"
oklahoma cattle prod by P3RV-E November 5, 2014
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Swedish Cattle Prod 

Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.
When my girlfriend acts bad I give her the Swedish Cattle Prod.
Swedish Cattle Prod by The V.I.P. October 31, 2006

Cowboy Cattle Prod 

The act of branding a woman's vagina as to claim ownership.
Jimmy: What smells like burned cunt?

Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod

okeechobee cattle prod

when a man is sticking it to a woman and pulls out a cattle prod then he backs off and sticks it up her ass and turns it on at full blast then quickley pulls it out and grabs her and keeps going.

Irish Cattle Prod 

Proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts)
Felix-"Samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a Irish Cattle Prod tonight!"

Stan- "that sounds great!"

Cattle Prodder 

A cattle in West Indian is an extra large woman, almost beast like.

A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.
Jimmy's a cattle prodder, cause the sight of layers of fat turns him on!
Cattle Prodder by Ilovecattles January 15, 2017

Cattle prodder 

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.
She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.
Cattle prodder by collegebroski April 21, 2012