Carni Sex 

When a Person whom works for the circus and or amusement park takes a bathroom break and notices he is with an underage girl. They walk in and perform the ticklish dragon several times.

I wanna have carni sex with that one and that one !

Carni Sex by Hot cheerleader August 11, 2004

Carni-dog 

The act of defecating into a woman’s vagina followed by then consuming the fecal matter out of the vagina, and /or preforming sexual intercourse with said fecal filled vagina.

“I carni-dogged her”. “Man I just want to carni-dog her tonight after a fresh bowl of soup” “I would carni-dog her all night long, but no way am I gonna tell her I love her” “man, it smells like someone got carni-dogged in here!”

Carni-dog by Carni-dog connoisseur July 5, 2021

carni whore 

A female that is a walking freak show. Usually has a plethora of tattoos & body mutilations such as chopped, dyed hair & piercings. In ye days of olde, you would pay money at the carnival to gawk at & shame this train wreck (after waltzing by the elephant man). Usually embraced these days as feminist individuality, those in the know will still recognize carnival whores as bargain bin pussy to be avoided.

"Did you see the quotes of wisdom on that carni whore's wrist? Yeah, in cursive and about some sinnner's past. Real original."

carni whore by bucknasty43 July 6, 2015

carnival cruise 

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013

winter carnival

Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.

To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.

do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.

Winter Carnival!!!!!!!

winter carnival by joegraz February 26, 2011

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021