cardio bunny 

a fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.

Dr. Swole pwned that cardio bunny on the elliptical.

cardio bunny by Billy Bong Thorton September 18, 2005

Cardio Chris

A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.

Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now

Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris

Karen: oh...

Cardio Chris by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

cardio party 

The cardio work out guys do at the gym to suppossedly get the blood flowing and burn calories before they lift. Its purpose is to burn off the massive Fuddrucker's hamburger from the night before, yet, cardio party rarely surpasses 30 minutes or 100 burned calories. Its name is derived from the ever popular Mario Party.

"Alright, its time for some cardio party" he utters as he moves toward the treadmill to commence his 5 minute jog.

cardio party by Jordan44 February 19, 2008

cardio bunny 

Those people(usually women) that you see in the gym every single day whose entire workout revolves around cardio exercise. You'll pretty much never see them in the free weights section or even on the nautilus machines. Their whole workout can be summed up as either a lengthy period of time on some cardio machine(like an elliptical) or they take some group cardio class. They get all sweaty and really think they're killing it in the gym, but as time goes on, you notice that their bodies look no different because they plateaued ages ago.

That girl hits the gym almost everyday and she's thin and flabby at the same time. Must be a cardio bunny.

cardio bunny by Nightowl358 November 14, 2015

Cardio Culinary Resuscitation 

After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.

Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.

Cardio Culinary Resuscitation by Nick [the Third] October 29, 2010

cardio pipe

when you get hit in your butt hole so hard somehow that you can feel your heartbeat in your butt hole.

I pogode on my skateboard so hard I gave myself a cardio pipe!!

cardio pipe by cardio pipe November 5, 2014

Cardio Cock 

That sweet spot where a guy has enough to drink not to have whiskey dick but, can last more than 10 minutes.

Girl 1: Yeah the sex was great and he went all night. Girl 2: Yeah your man had Cardio Cock .

Cardio Cock by Charles-n-charge January 11, 2020