Credit Card Swipe 

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!

Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!

Credit Card Swipe by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006

Card Swipe 

The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.

To get back at my ex-girlfriend, I card swiped her phone.

Card Swipe by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011

Colombian Card Swipe 

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

Colombian Card Swipe by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Credit Card Swipe 

The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.

Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."

Credit Card Swipe by jtbillings June 21, 2011

Credit card swipe 

When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs

Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.

Credit card swipe by Dinky Deem and Ki August 22, 2016

card-swipe 

To card-swipe is to hold something between your butt cheeks when your hands are full in the similar motion of swiping a credit card.

Jon: Here take this DVD, my hands are full.

Taylor: Just card-swipe it.

card-swipe by Jofin March 2, 2011

Card Swipe 

the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack

like a hotel key or a credit card - Card Swipe

Card Swipe by HarryJewberry October 3, 2011