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Carmelized Badger 

A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.
After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.
Carmelized Badger by cueprod November 2, 2010

Caramelizing 

When you let a shit sit for so long in the bowl, that on the bottom of the bowl you see a brown ring around the shit.
Sam: “Ay Bob! What ya been doin in there?!”

Bob: “Eh, just been caramelizing a shit, nothin much!”
the act of sticking one or more fingers into the anus of a male, possibly butt-raping on a school bus
"did you hear about the teen who got carmelized at school?
carmelize by drummerweasel April 8, 2011

caramelizedginger 

caramelized Ginger – This is a name for a classy ginger-haired smoker, caramelized in marijuana.
P: Yo you know Stacy is a caramelizedginger

carmelized nuts 

Dipping one's scrotum into a pot of boiling caramel, then letting it harden and allowing someone else to lick it clean.
Bruh, yesterday Brad had some carmelized nuts that sally licked clean.
To use the form generalblize in working context

to take what someone has said and change it to german completely changing the context
<car> my name is car and I crave cock
mein Name ist Auto und ich crave Hahn
carmelize by posterslutbag October 3, 2004