butt cheese 

When so much shit accumulates in your ass crack that it forms a dairy product, also known as cheese.

It was clear who was the Dairy Queen. It was so hot and cheesey down there, he burnt his lip on the butt cheese

butt cheese by lee September 1, 2004

butt cheese 

It is the small amount of feces that is pushed out your anus when you stand up. This small amount of feces is not detectable by toilet paper when you are wipeing while sitting. This type of phenomenon typically happens when your shit is pastey.

After eating Thai food Dave typically had butt cheese that would make is ass itch like a Mu Fu during the day.

butt cheese by CaptnK May 25, 2006

Butt Cheese 

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other flotsam that accumulates between the buttocks. With time and stimulation, and provided the appropriate binding agents are present, butt cheese takes on a granular form that is know as dingleberries.

"I need to go re-wipe or I'm going to end up with a nasty crop of dingleberries before the day is over."

Butt Cheese by John Doyle May 13, 2005

Butt cheese quesadilla 

When ur buttcheeks are so clenched you could hold A cheese quesadilla in it

“Lauren your pulling a butt cheese quesadilla!”

Butt cheese quesadilla by Victoria w. June 10, 2020

walmart butt cheese 

the type of cheese you get at the back of walmart

im going to go get cheese at walmart

ok dont get the normal kind

ok

wait whats the not normal kind again

oh its the walmart butt cheese, you should be able to find it in the back

oh ok

walmart butt cheese by teto is at walmart April 20, 2021

Butt Cheese 

A Combination of moisture, sweat, dead skin and anal secretions which combine together is mixed between ones butt cheeks resulting in an undesirable smell and discomforting sensation.

My butt cheese is getting so messy it feels like a little kid eating a candy bar!

Butt Cheese by Dick Draggin' October 19, 2009

butt-cheese 

To be a total moronic.

You fucking butt-cheese, shut up
or he's acting like a total butt-cheese

butt-cheese by Corey January 18, 2005