A special night in Kellyanne Conway'slife in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.
Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"
A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to smithereens by Toledo's mascot.
"The Bowling Green State UniversityChristmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin."