Bouldered 

There are 4 words for kinds of hard earth matter: pebbles, rocks, stones, and boulders. correct?

So why always say "I am stoned" when you are so ripped that you can barely function? the word "stoned" is too general

"Hey dude, you ripped right now?"
-"Yeah man, I'm bouldered!"
"Damn, what are you doing?"
-"Uhh. sitting. TV is cool"

Bouldered by Ryan H. K. March 10, 2008

boulder wash 

Stone washed denim clothing that is taken to the next level. "Boulder washed" attire can come into one's wardrobe through an extreme means of natural wear and tear (usually beyond the article's reasonable lifespan), or can be purchased in a store for far too much cash.

"Damn son! Where's Doc and the Delorean nigga!? You really rockin them boulder wash jeans to Dave's party!? Yo dude, them shits is bleached more than Shandra's weave and you got so many holes in em, bitches gonna think I found you back in 1984 for real son!"

boulder wash by orangedmc July 6, 2010

Boulder bro 

A guy climbing easy boulders (under V5) shirtless.

Hey mate look at these boulder bros on that V2.

Boulder bro by Morhoes July 21, 2021

boulder head 

A slow-witted person with an abnormally large head.

Paul is such a boulder head.

boulder head by peelincaps February 5, 2010

boulder weed 

Known from coast to coast as the finest cannabis in the US. Grown, usually by either hippies or CU students in Boulder, Colorado. Apparently, the altitude has something to do with it. Comparable to BC bud.

Denver guy: 'Hit this.'

BC guy: *hits the pipe*

BC guy: 'that is some fine bud you have there, my american friend. wherever did you acquire such potent ganja?'

Denver guy: 'it's boulder weed. a guy on my friend's floor at CU grows it.'

boulder weed by frank carter September 11, 2007

Boulderite 

One who:
1. Trains for a marathon before work.
2. Spends more than 10 hours a week in spandex.
3. Eats out at fine establishments, wearing a fleece vest and expensive outdoor shoes.
4. Carries plastic bags for picking up dog poop.
5. Drinks 2oz. of espresso for breakfast, 2 oz. wheatgrass for lunch, and 24 oz. Microbrew with dinner.
6. Drives a Subaru Outback with some clever form of an anti-Bush bumper sticker.
7. Buys groceries on a commuter bike, or cross country skis.
8. Owns Bikerack and Bike that costs more than the price of Subaru.
9. Lives within walking distance of a yoga studio.
10. Wonders how CO can still be a Red State?!

Spandex on by 6am, Cycling through Martian acres, mildly hung- over, and completely stoned the Boulderite rode to Whole Foods for a powerbar and a Mate Latte with soy.

Boulderite by Boulderwrong April 27, 2008

bouldered 

Created by a Cary student; Term used to describe the feeling of being extremely stoned, beyond belief.

Ryan got bouldered before he went to math.

bouldered by Bazzle March 6, 2005