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Blue balling 

A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.
Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.

We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.

I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
Blue balling by rogerthewhale January 21, 2013

Blue Balling 

1. A painful sensation felt when a man is constantly aroused without ejaculating or when ejaculating three or four times over a short period

2. The painful feeling of all your sperm fighting their way out of your penis, usually occurs when girl stops during sexual intercourse before the man ejaculates
1. Last night I was in the middle of banging Amy when her parents came in, I was blue balling for an hour after that.

2. Have you ever tried to wank off as many times as you could and until it hurts... that is blue balling
Blue Balling by Dick Ng January 29, 2009

Baseballing 

The act of a male hardcore baseball fan going down on another male to the base of the balls. The term was derived because baseball sucks.
Chris is baseballing at the Ranger's game.

blue balling 

To screw over your friends in a way that breaks the first law of man. Bros before hos.
Guy 1: Hey dude I'll be over for beers later...oh sheite just got a text from Emily...I'll see you tomorrow

Guy 2: Your freaking blue balling me!
blue balling by Bill-o July 7, 2008

blowballing 

A sexual act similar to snowballing, in which a male or female recipient accepts a male's semen into his or her mouth and spits it back into the male's mouth. Blowballing involves all the same steps except that the recipient also vomits back into the male's mouth, either by swallowing and purging the semen or holding the semen in their mouth and inducing vomiting. The male them swallows both the recipient's vomit and their own semen.

Sometimes blowballing is a botched attempt at snowballing
Tom was very upset when Mary attempted blowballing him. His shirt was ruined by the attempt.
blowballing by jewbacca1897 February 9, 2010

Baseballing 

When a lady inserts a finger into the end of a mans penis and a man slips a vibrating mobile phone up the ladies vagina and dials his favourite pizza number
Hey Julie we are going to have to stop all this baseballing my mobile phone bill is through the roof
Baseballing by dtothepower3 May 24, 2010