Blue Ribbon Hog

A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.

“Did you see Scott whip out his dick last night?”
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!

Blue Ribbon Hog by birdman2346 January 21, 2019

Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.

"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

Blue ribbon asshole by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

blue ribbon gay 

A gay man who had sex with a woman before he came out.

Tad is a blue ribbon gay: he found out he liked men after screwing Penelope. Poor girl...

blue ribbon gay by Teddy Bojangles May 19, 2014

blue-ribbon commission

an appointed and impartial advisory group whose members serve with distinction.

"Mr. Mateo and Ms. Sadhwani both called for a blue-ribbon commission to study the issue." (New York Considers One-Year Driving Permits for Immigrants New York Times Sept. 26, 2004.)

blue-ribbon commission by Jeffrey L. Otto September 27, 2004

blue ribbon pig 

A police officer who treats everybody, regardless of background, the same.

He may have treated me like shit, but that blue ribbon pig does so to everybody.

blue ribbon pig by kingbobz July 12, 2014

blue ribbon fuck

A prick.

She thinks he's a blue ribbon fuck.

blue ribbon fuck by Ereck Flowers August 29, 2018

Pabst blue ribbon 

The nectar of the Gods. This was the beer that was consumed by US military personnel in ww2 and the Korean War. It is also the first beer to be put in a can. Steel cans for iron men. Drink Pabst Union made in the USA

Grab a Can of Pabst blue ribbon out of my cooler

Pabst blue ribbon by stoolivan June 21, 2021