blow job sleeper hold

When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.

Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.

blow job sleeper hold by bixbyhotpocket April 5, 2017

Blow Job Shocker 

A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.

Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.

Blow Job Shocker by Salsa GI May 7, 2003

Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.

Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!

Blow Job Season by Holidays4men August 20, 2024

Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

Steak and a Blow Job Day 

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

Steak and a Blow Job Day by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

steak and a blow job day 

A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.

Woman-"What's today's date?"
Man-"Steak and a blow job day! March 14,! Hooray!!!!!! I'm a carnivore with sexual needs and desires!"

steak and a blow job day by carpediem December 14, 2008

private school blow job 

When it becomes very obvious that a female went to a private school rather than a state school...via fellatio.

Man, she was cool until that private school blow job came down.

private school blow job by matt5000 May 25, 2010