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Bloodfart 

An over trusted fart that scares you into immediately dropping your shorts and checking your undergarments. What you see will bring the word fear to a whole new level, as the mess in your underwear will force you to believe that you have just aborted the child you never knew you had.
The hot salsa mixed with the lime chips caused for catastrophic bloodfarts.
Bloodfart by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019
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Bloodfart 

The passing of both gas and blood out of the rectum. Most commonly caused by anal penetration.
After Melissa had a rough night of anal sex with the whole footballteam, she decided she had to go and visit the toilet. As she finally sat down she felt the need to release gas due to all the penetrating. After letting a big fart she realised that it also contained blood. Therefore a "bloodfart".
Bloodfart by Fartyjoe April 22, 2017

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.

2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

vaginal bloodfart 

A vaginal fart that occurs while a lady is menstruating.
A: Did you go down on her?

B: No way, she's the queen of vaginal bloodfarts.
vaginal bloodfart by mesolimbo April 15, 2005

Bloodafriend 

someone who is your bestfriend. bestfriend bff
Alivia and Breonna are bloodafriends.
Bloodafriend by breg March 3, 2019

Bloodfeather 

A new feather on a bird in it's new-quill phase. If broken, the bird will likely bleed out and die.

Referenced in Highly Suspect's - "Bloodfeather", a person being your "bloodfeather" means that they're invaluable to you, and if something where to happen to them, it would be your pain and even your demise.
That girl's my bloodfeather, I couldn't think about life without her.
Bloodfeather by Vinogradav November 28, 2019