bleazed

The idiotic combination of the words dreazed (incredibly drunk) and blunted (high).

When you are bleazed you usually wake up in a different country.

bleazed by JamesBond November 11, 2008

beezed 

Taken far too many drugs and have gone beyond the buzzing phase.

(beezed) to be beezed.

beezed by high10 June 28, 2013

bleeded 

past tense of "bleed",

used by Justin Timberlake in an attempt to rhyme with "cheated" in his powerful song "What Goes Around Comes Back Around"

"When you cheated girl, my heart bleeded girl...
and it goes without saying, that you left me feelin hurt"

bleeded by Nigerian Hotness June 19, 2007

bleezer

A blunt that weighs over a gram and is covered with codeine.

Hey man, let's smoke a bleezer and watch the game.

bleezer by UGAdawg June 12, 2011

bleeded 

To get hurt in the hood.

Put on your seatbelt or you’ll get bleeded.

bleeded by Terry Bad Ice October 8, 2017

bleeze 

When a girl is on her period, and she sneezes, then its Niagara Falls in the pants.

Girl 1: ACHOO!
Girl 2: Are u on ur period...youve got a red spot.
Girl 1: Oh S*** I just bleezed.

bleeze by jklmnoponmlkj October 17, 2011

bleeped 

To be ignored by someone without purpose or malice. You simply don't register on their radar screen. ::bleep, bleep, bleep::

I played arm-candy sufficiently well to get totally bleeped by a state rep. He said hi, and then utterly ignored me for the rest of the conversation. it was sort of entertainingly disconcerting.

bleeped by my name is Cos January 24, 2009