Turd bird 

A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird

Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.

Turd bird by andy1 June 5, 2005

Bird that turd 

The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.

I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turd—House is on.

Bird that turd by hotspanxforhighranks March 16, 2010

Turd Bird 

An infection caused from bacteria that enters the penis during anal sex.
i.e. Poop

"Dude! I hit that ass so hard, now I have Turd Bird!"

Turd Bird by Pinkman-Heisenberg January 17, 2014

turd bird 

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

turd bird by Ralf April 29, 2004

Turd Bird 

A person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (W.W.C) If you do not meet those standards then you are a BIG turd bird.

"Whoa Brennah you're a turd bird for posting that picture on Facebook"

Turd Bird by thatspeachy July 12, 2015

Turd Bird 

Shitting a Bird out of your ass

"That is one big Turd Bird."

Turd Bird by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

Turd bird 

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

Turd bird by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019