Being english about it 

You don’t do people any favours, go above and beyond or do anything above your pay grade. If it does not benefit you directly you don’t want to know.

I asked Bill to help me but he was ignoring me and being english about it. He didn’t wanna know because the task is not in his job description.

Being english about it by McVin July 23, 2021

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

buying gf

An old joke in Runescape where you pay a large sum of gold in order to buy a gf.

guy: I have 10 mil. Buying gf.
other guy: I'm selling.

buying gf by thot eliminator March 14, 2018

Being joe 

A slang term derived from Philly when somebody is acting too familiar with somebody they don't even really know.

Girls who just meet a cute guy, act joe every time they mention each other.

"You're being joe as shit! You don't even know the bul!"

Being joe by BobbyJekai May 9, 2014

Being an Erik

Having multiple jobs and coming to one of those jobs in the state of a hangover.

One of my employees in the office was being an Erik today.

Being an Erik by BrugAddict July 23, 2016

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! 

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

being had

Being mistreated, cheated or dealt with badly.

"I can't believe you paid so much for that TV. You're being had! I bought the same TV for half the price."

"You're being had. Your lover is married and has 2 children".

being had by Carlos AM February 20, 2014