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Build-a-Beared 

This is an informal method of explaining the mummification method used on Franz Xaver Sidler von Roffenogg, the "aristocratic parish vicar" of St Thomas am Blasenstein in the 1700s. In 2025, a CT scan was taken of the mummy, and it determined that the Vicar was embalmed by having materials like wood chips and a variety of cloth inserted into his abdominal cavity via his rectum. This is reminiscent to how Build-a-Bear toys are stuffed with fiber.
Once thought to be a "natural" or "air-dried" mummy, turns out Franz was was Build-a-Beared.
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.9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.
.9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

Beardgrub 

Beardgrub / 'beerd / gruhb (slang) noun

1. Handmade blended oils packed with vitamins and nutrients applied externally to feed and nourish facial hair.

2. Women will uncontrollably desire you thus giving you an indistinguishable competitive edge.

3. These women will not take no for an answer
“ Your beard looks dry and flaky, you need some Beardgrub.”
Beardgrub by Webdictionary June 3, 2018

Merlin's Beard 

An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"
"He just shat his pants!!"

"Merlin's Beard!!!"

Beardability

Andrea Pirlo has got great beardability.
Beardability by JonnyD1988 July 5, 2014

Bingley Beard 

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.
Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard
Bingley Beard by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019