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beany, some may attribute this to your average beaner, but do not be fooled. it is quite literally, something that is beany. however, it's often used as a derogatory term for men with disabilities, specifically disabled gay men. beany was initially coined in 1837, by Sir Edward Clawfiggle Senior Calvin III, when he called a presumed witch. "you beany bastard, how hath you figgled with my miggle so factiously. I thus coin you, beany." Sir Edward Clawfiggle senior Calvin III has not yet taken legal action against the mainstream large-scale company, "beany babies". I do not understand why anyone would want to name a stuffed animal a beany baby, (disabled gay man baby) as that is highly misleading. however, whatever the case. the company has grown exponentially since the rise of babies being born, and apparently, the name was a statistically thought-out business decision. It could also just be a beany hat, something most beaners wear. as that is their coined trademark. however, I suggest using Beany instead of disabled gay man, as that may provide consequences on mainstream social media platforms. such as tik tok, instagram, and twitter. (now known as X, because Elon is strange.) Elon sounds a lot like elongated. I wonder if he is long.
"man those cherries are beany."
-chad
beany by snailsies August 4, 2023
Being cute and sweet like Japanese azuki bean dessert. Mr. Bean is a prime example of British beany cuteness.
Ohh you are so beany that you make me want to vomit sweet bean paste!
beany by SharkyParty568 December 29, 2023

Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.
Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.

beany beany bang bang 

where a group of 4 people or more have group sex whilst laying down in a puddle of baked beans
me and my mates had a beany beany bang bang last night! it was wicked

Beany Face 

an expression of love to your fellow bean cheese
Beany Face by Jasper_113 April 11, 2009

Beany Boiler

n. Female follower of vegan diet, when in a state of advanced sexual frustration.
"Holy shit! Did you see the evil look she just gave me for eating a burger?"

"Yeah dude, she's a beany boiler for sure..."
Beany Boiler by hippyad/jimiffondu October 24, 2008