Beaned 

Getting kicked in the penis

oooo SHIT jaylen got BEANED

Beaned by headasskwasi December 13, 2018

Beaned 

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

Beaned by DoppelgangerAlpha June 4, 2016

Beaned 

An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.

I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me

Beaned by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010

beaned 

a synonym for rammed ; tackled.

Yo my back hurts during PE Johnny beaned me.

beaned by The Definition Of Finesse ; Me September 11, 2018

Beaned 

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

Beaned by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

beaned 

To be wasted on Ecstasy tablets.

"I was WELL beaned last nite bruv!"

beaned by sirdropsalot March 24, 2007

Beaned 

Beaned - As in drinking coffee and getting high/hyper off of it.

Like Beaming but Beaning... u'know?

Man I am so BEANED from that espresso shot!

Dude Java Hut's Coffee gets me so beaned every time!

Beaned by oceanpearl January 27, 2015