Barried 

When one wants to leave on time but gets grabbed right at the last minute resulting in a drastically offset end of the day.

Colleague 1: "Did you manage to get away on time?"
Colleague 2: "No I got Barried"

Barried by On The Juice March 12, 2020

Let's get bernied 

When you and your best friend go a buy a 40oz of old English each and drink them while smoking a back wood blunt.

Dude, Let's get bernied tonight.

Let's get bernied by 905BC January 9, 2010

I'll be Barned 

The expressions one uses to express their obsession with actor Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian, Dorian Gray). Mostly used by every normal girl on the planet and guys who really need to get a life. A take on "I'll be darned!"

"I'll be darned! Prince Caspian was a great movie. Ben Barnes was hot!"
"Then you mean to say, 'I'll be Barned.'"

I'll be Barned by Supreme Dictator V June 19, 2008

Bernied 

When one has fallen victim to a ponzi scheme, or having been ripped off; much like being burned, or jewed out of something, but with a Bernie Madoff twist.

I got ripped off thousands of dollars of inheritance when my maniacle sister convinced my 92 year old Aunt in her final days that I was not worthy to receive my full inheritance. Man, I got totally Bernied!!

Bernied by Angry Little Man October 18, 2011

barnie

Having multiple orgasms.

Only Evan can make Kelly barnie over and over again.

barnie by GFDGfgg567 March 26, 2007

Barnsed

To abandon your brothers for some dutty scottish Jbags for unknown reasons (assume the worst)

Can’t believe he’s barnsed the boys like that. That fuckin TRAITOR

Barnsed by WettyWain January 12, 2019

Skanky barbiedoll 

A girl who wears too much make-up

That girl is a skanky barbiedoll

Skanky barbiedoll by Grannybitch November 13, 2014