What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

Eugene Backpack 

Noun:
A carrying book bag of any sort or size, preferably something large enough to carry a fire arm in.

"Eugene was reaching into his backpack when in the classroom and all was silent..."

"The police investigated a eugene backpack, only to find zipties, a fedora, and a loaded nine milimeter handgun."

Eugene Backpack by innocentEugenewithbackpack May 27, 2016

blacktrack 

black·track intransitive verb \’blak-,trak\

The act of changing your mind because President
Obama has agreed with you.

(origin: September 2013, Americanism; Bill Maher - Real Time With Bill Maher)

black (1) + track

1. a dark color, like the color of the current

American President Barack Obama 2009-...

Republicans blacktracked on waging war with Syria

blacktrack by YvesNY September 13, 2013

Blacktrack 

The act of changing one's mind because President Obama has agreed with you.

Bob: Hey Eddie, when do you think Obama plans on bombing some more brown people? It doesn't look like that Syria thing is going to happen.

Eddie: Well don't lose hope yet, every conservative in congress just did a blacktrack. There may be bombing after all if they have anything to say about it.

Blacktrack by ComradWinston September 16, 2013

blacktrack 

The act of changing your mind on a subject matter because Obama agrees with you.

The republicans blacktrack onwar in Syria because Obama emplores congress to vote yes on a strike there.

blacktrack by billmaherluvr September 13, 2013

Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.

The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.

Kenyan backpack by JayTeeF May 11, 2009

backpack race 

When someone is drinking beer/alcohol/etc, and someone else jumps on their back like a backpack and forces them to chug the beer. Usually done with two people at a time. Whoever gets the beer down first is the winner. The beer guzzler usually goes insane.

Kristen totally beat Kelly at the backpack race last night. Tubby lost his mind he drank so fast.

backpack race by MMjr May 26, 2008