I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

I don't give a bakers fuck by zackgee July 12, 2016

Bakers Oven 

Another word for 'hotbox' (To smoke weed in a confined, closed space.)

Oli: Yo, ive skinned up

James: Sweet, lets take it to the bakers oven
Oli: Hell yeah

Bakers Oven by Kermit123 May 17, 2009

babestation manager 

Babestation management is where the manager is never there.

Like the soft porn tv show of the same name - "You never see the cunt."

A - "Jees that Dave is a Babestation manager."

B - "Too right I haven't seen him yet this month."

babestation manager by Scuba99 June 28, 2012

Bakerspatch 

A city in Kern County California, better known as Bakersfield. Town founded by Colonel Thomas Baker in 1869. Its between LA and Fresno. Its a hot little town full of "08'ers" and Normal people too, who run to the beach to escape the heat. Where the bro truck owners reside...oh yes....and where Buck Owens lived! It is competing with LA for the worst Smog in the nation!

Yes, I live in Bakerspatch and love it!

Bakerspatch by diananer September 17, 2010

Copping babes

When someone of the male species attempts to acquire smash and persuade a girl to make questionable life choices through advanced runz techniques and an over the top smile and almost stalker like persistence to follow the female when she comes around.
Securing her as the shorty or bag on his sc who he can send "u up" texts at any time and brag about to his friends as if she had no say in the matter or no personality except the piece of bag you wish to secure.

Guy: Yoooo, that runzgod bukunmi, is copping babes again.

Student 1: The school put a ban on copping babes
Student 2: Forget that! Imma go secure that bag.

Copping babes by Domino the kr33d May 21, 2019

Babes 

A universal term that can be assigned to anyone of any gender regardless of any romantic connections typically used to gain ones attention or as a way of endearment or recognising the person

person A: I just fucking lost my purse
person B: babes .... ur wan slow child

Person A: Babes, take off your jacket
Person B: Baes, mans not hot

Babes by JijiandMimi June 30, 2018

baberly 

When you find someone attractive at first sight for any reason and

the way they talk or move their body makes them even more attractive.

"I was attracted to him the first time I saw him,
but watching him dance is making him straight baberly."

baberly by GEMSOULANNA December 4, 2016