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Australian by Mister Mistor July 6, 2011
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Someone who has a fucking sexy accent and says the word mate a bit too much. An Australian is someone who has dealt with the troubles of weather, mainly from heat. They are often seen as retarded daredevils who do anything just for the thrill of it, which, yes, is sorta true...
An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians.
Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians.
Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
Australian A: "Hey mate, wanna go jump off the bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?"
Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere."
Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then."
Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?"
Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere."
Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then."
Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
Australian by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
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Australian by Bigposer January 19, 2010
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Any person who lives in Australia, but who is NOT John Howard.
John Howard takes away people's jobs and puts on a tracksuit to watch tv... this THING cannot be human and we should kill it before it spreads
John Howard takes away people's jobs and puts on a tracksuit to watch tv... this THING cannot be human and we should kill it before it spreads
Australian people are the best in the world, it is a fact that Melbourne won the "World's Most Liveable City" award a few years ago. so it has been proven. THAT, my friends, is why there are so many people trying to get into this paradise!
australian by Stuchers September 5, 2008
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Australian by pigsmightfly May 28, 2009
Australian
An Australian is an inhabitant of Australia, which is both a continent and a country in one.
Australians have a unique language that they developed from English colloquialism giving them a distinct style and accent. The New Zealanders have copied it, addinga few variations, like 'sex' for 'six', and 'dick' for 'deck'.
Most American made shows and movies portray Australian as slack jawed drunks who sit around all day and feed babies to their pet dingos. Unlike the Americans, Australians do not promote themselves in movies with their flag nor do they get involved in other country conflict, like the Americans, unless draged in. And most of their celebrities and directors now come to Australia to film their movies and hang out on our beaches with those 'cute Australian babes'.
An Australian is a character and a half and it's a title to be proud of. Go you good thing!
Australians have a unique language that they developed from English colloquialism giving them a distinct style and accent. The New Zealanders have copied it, addinga few variations, like 'sex' for 'six', and 'dick' for 'deck'.
Most American made shows and movies portray Australian as slack jawed drunks who sit around all day and feed babies to their pet dingos. Unlike the Americans, Australians do not promote themselves in movies with their flag nor do they get involved in other country conflict, like the Americans, unless draged in. And most of their celebrities and directors now come to Australia to film their movies and hang out on our beaches with those 'cute Australian babes'.
An Australian is a character and a half and it's a title to be proud of. Go you good thing!
William: So where to these holidays?
Chad: Lets head out to Australia. I'd like to pick up some of them hot Australians down at the beach.
Chad: Lets head out to Australia. I'd like to pick up some of them hot Australians down at the beach.
Australian by kink_jabooty July 21, 2008
Australian
Most laid back race
Pissed all the time (hooray)
Real Australian men shoot kangaroos and rabbits
Almost every Australian city was in the top 20 most livable cities in the world (sorry Darwin)
Pissed all the time (hooray)
Real Australian men shoot kangaroos and rabbits
Almost every Australian city was in the top 20 most livable cities in the world (sorry Darwin)
Australian by trueblueaussie November 18, 2009