lips, legs, breasts, and ass 

Four key external features that a man of taste first sees in a fit, healthy, and attractive young woman.

Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.

Quote from the Family Guy show:

Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

lips, legs, breasts, and ass by Mark H November 21, 2004

lips, legs, breasts, and ass  

What a woman is.

There are going to be lots of lips, legs, breasts, and ass at the party tonight!

lips, legs, breasts, and ass by bobthebobbob October 18, 2008

Lay your lips upon my ass. 

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

Lay your lips upon my ass. by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

ass lipstick 

The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.

I went for a shit and saw someone left me ass lipstick stain on the toilet seat for me to enjoy.

ass lipstick by thank you 2 January 12, 2010

asslips 

The large fleshy protrusions surrounding the asshole. Sometimes referred to as cheeks.

Yo, that honey's got some phat asslips.

asslips by MC DonkeyPunch November 30, 2006

Asslips 

Another name for the anus.

Did you hear about Projareds asslips, i heard they were tighter then steel.

Asslips by Sus-Dog-69 November 22, 2019

Asslips 

If your ass could speak the cheeks would serve as lips.

An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.

Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.

Plural- Asslips
Singular- Asslip
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.

Example 1-
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.

Example 2-
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?

Asslips by germayne48 February 22, 2011