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Aspartame 

(Or E951) Is a sugar substitute, also classified as an "excitotoxin", found mainly in tea sweeteners such as Equal/Nutrasweet, diet drinks and sugar free products. Aspartame consists of 50% aspartic acid, 40% phenylalanine and 10% methanol.

Aspartame is known to be a very dangerous substance as many people have been complaining of over 92 different health side-effects after consuming it. Short term side-effects include headaches/migraines, dizziness, difficulty thinking and nausea, whereas long-term consuption of it has been known to cause diseases such as fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, blindness and brain tumours.

During digestion, the methanol breaks down into formaldehyde and formic acid which is then absorbed into the bloodstream. These two substances have the potential to break down the blood-brain barrier and destroy neurons and brain cells. Aspartic acid and phenylalanine are actually utilized by our bodies in small doses, but in high amounts, they are neurotoxic.
Diet coke drinker: "Here, u shud try sum of this, its shugger free!" 8^D

Aware individual: "Oh God no thanks, that contains aspartame, I'd keep well clear of that if I were you!"

Diet coke drinker: "lol, wots tha?" :S
Aspartame by Gik130 July 3, 2009

AspartameHole

Someone who thinks they’re a king in traffic and believes the road belongs only to them.
You aspartamehole! You cut me off!
AspartameHole by afrith50 March 30, 2021

Aspartame Dame 

An artificial, slightly cheaper, but highly profitable sugar momma.
I don't need a sugar momma per say. I'd so fine with just an aspartame Dame.
Aspartame Dame by Grizzlybarr April 3, 2021

Aspartame Uncle 

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.
Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
Aspartame Uncle by htheorem May 16, 2021

Aspartame Daddy 

A sugar daddy that happens to also be a type-1 diabetic.
I can't be yo sugar daddy because high blood sugar sucks! I'm yo Aspartame Daddy.
Aspartame Daddy by MathBoy86 March 30, 2023

aspartame 

Aspartame is a chemical consisting of aspartic acid, phenylalanine and methyl alcohol. It is an artifical sweetener to which a few people are sensitive but never to the extent of peanuts or wheat. It will decompose to form aspartic acid and phenylalanine which are amino acids that are essential to your health. It also forms methyl alcohol but you get more methanol eating an orange than drinking a can of soda containing aspartame. It has never been shown to be dangerous to people. Some people try to say that pilots have been told to never ingest aspartame or they will be fired. That is simply a lie. I know a tremendous amount about aspartame because I spent 4 years studying it's kinetic decomposition. I doubt the other people reporting about aspartme here really know what they are taliking about.
The government has shown that drink soft drinks containing aspartame is not dangerous unless it is consumed in very large quantities.
aspartame by hankg35 October 8, 2009