artard 

Dennis, the night manager at the Dough Bowl in New Orleans. His managerial skills include threatening to be a hardass, getting in the way, and telling bad stories that involve his fat ass taking a shit while eating peanut butter. He had to trade in his trailer for a doublewide when he got married just so his elephantine wife could get through the door. But, ya know, at least he spends lots of time with his two kids, who aren't really his, WHEN HE'S NOT TELLING THEM TO GO AWAY AND LET HIM CONCENTRATE ON HIS FUCKIN HALO! First person to come to the dough bowl and get rid of my horrible boss eats free for the rest of the year.

Dammit, artard, mop the floor!

artard by disgruntled cook December 7, 2004

Artard 

Someone who is incapable of making or understanding art.

You can't draw, paint, or paper mache for shit!

you are such an artard..

Artard by punch!uation December 13, 2010

artard 

A person who when gets extremely intoxicated does extremely stupid stuff

Cameron was being an artard when he tackled that cop outside the bar

artard by 89redneck April 2, 2009

artard 

a weird way or saying retard

oh my goodnes you are such an artard!

artard by samantha chick a dee September 15, 2009

artard 

a better word for retard (can be taken more offensively)

As someone tells a lame story... you wisper to your friend "what an artard!"

artard by B.zee October 16, 2008

artard 

a person that acts like he/she don't having any sense.

leave me alone you artard

artard by amanda1983 March 13, 2008

artard 

a cocktail weenie wrapped in part of a croissant, similar to a "pig in a blanket," but made with a smaller hot dog-type product and no cheese

Mark ate so many artards at the party that he couldn't stay out of the bathroom that night.

artard by magruder July 15, 2008