Aren't you just the sickest 

A sarcastic comment after someone is trying to make them self look cool.

Billy: I have a full time job and you don't
Tillman: aren't you just the sickest

Aren't you just the sickest by Lukeissick August 16, 2017

Birds Aren’t Real 

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.

Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!

Birds Aren’t Real by BAR Activist October 6, 2020

There aren't any definitions for this word 

There are, don't lie to yourself. This is what the Urban Dictionary says to you if you type an imaginary slang word that your imaginary friends use to try and act cool.

John: What does "fam" mean?
Urban Dictionary: There aren't any definitions for this word.

There aren't any definitions for this word by RadiantSmash October 13, 2016

things that sound dirty but aren't 

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

things that sound dirty but aren't by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

there aren't any definitions for 

Something you search when you're really bored on Urban Dictionary.

Or something you search when you don't have a life(like me) Cri

There aren't any definitions for your face

there aren't any definitions for by A human with a face January 30, 2018

The stars are beautiful, aren’t they? 

Strong platonic lover for a person or people

“The stars are beautiful, aren’t they?”
“Yeah ig they are”

The stars are beautiful, aren’t they? by Icarus That Flew December 4, 2021

Balls aren't Touching 

phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.

Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching

"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"

"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"

Balls aren't Touching by /b/rother January 10, 2007