angry pirate 

When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg

I wanted rid of the girl so I gave her an angry pirate.

angry pirate by bigjohnsdef August 20, 2016

Angry Pirate 

Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"

Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.

Angry Pirate by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010

Angry Pirate 

When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed

Man Forrest got a picture of Max giving Sean an angry pirate

Angry Pirate by Sean "anal seepage" Mielke May 9, 2008

Angry Pirate 

A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.

Damn lastnight I gave that girl an Angry Pirate.. She was really pissed off..

Angry Pirate by DaveEY January 21, 2007

Angry Pirate 

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.

Ryan was tired of fucking Jen so he gave her an angry pirate.

Angry Pirate by Flavva Flav February 11, 2005

angry pirate 

To ejaculate in one's eye and simultaneously stomp on their foot. The subject will hop on one leg covering their eye saying "Arrgh"

I picked up a hussy last night and gave her the ole angry pirate.

angry pirate by Sai H. February 4, 2007

Angry Pirate 

The effect that occurs when one shoots jism in the face of a woman and kicks her in the shin.

blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one angry pirate

Angry Pirate by cypherserg November 20, 2007