Alphabetic 

When someone gets so drunk that when they cannot stop laughing it sounds like they are a asthmatic hyperventilating. Alphabetisism most frequently occurs from drinking too much Sicilian white wine!

It can also be more simply used to described getting really drunk.

Georgy: *Is laughing but taking continuous short shallow breaths, sounds like she is struggling to breath*

Stephen: Georgy are you alphabetic?

Or

Stephen: I want to get totally Alphabetic tonight!!!!

Alphabetic by Sicily2014 July 26, 2014

alphabeticality 

alphabeticality- The ability of ebing in alphabetical order. an awesome word.

god knows what songs of each band you like or what you prefer considering the alphabeticality of it but its good

alphabeticality by Blank/Matt February 8, 2005

alphabeticalize

A word that doesn't exist but is commonly confused with alphabetize.

Wes why do you say alphabeticalize ? There is no such word you idiot! It's alphabetize

alphabeticalize by Shaker D October 13, 2006

Alphabeticalized 

To put things in order

Last night I stayed up and alphabeticalized my DVD collection.

Alphabeticalized by Exiled2Colorado May 17, 2006

alphabetism

Racism and discrimination towards certain letters of the alphabet.

1. "Are you going out with Adam on Saturday night?" "No... too many A's in his name."
"That's alphabetism ...You're being alphabetist."

alphabetism by Tarzan696969 November 13, 2005

alphabesize 

to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status

I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.

alphabesize by deal April 26, 2006

Alphabetian 

(ALF-AH-BEE-SHIN)

1. A person in the LGBTQ community who is also an SJW (derived from ever extending acronym)

2. Government Agents ( derived from agency name acronyms, such as CIA, FBI, NSA)

1. Look at those alphabetians confused at the bathroom signs lmfao

2. Dude got set up by the alphabetians trying to buy a kilo

Alphabetian by Upncomin420boi February 1, 2021