Akward Tent 

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"

Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent

Akward Tent by notamorningperson June 25, 2009

akward salmon 

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.

My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.

akward salmon by Theboss88 May 2, 2016

Akward Turtle 

A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs

Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man

Akward Turtle by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009

Akward Cthulu 

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.

Akward Cthulu by Chase Bond April 3, 2009

akward boner 

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

akward boner by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

Akward Dumpster 

A known mood killer, unless you're into this sort of thing. A sexual act that consists of a female performing a blow job on a male, the female swallowing the cum, and throwing it back up on the male's penis. This can be on purpose, or if really drunk, or sick, by accident.

Bro, Donna was so wasted last night, when she was blowing me i got an Akward Dumpster!

Akward Dumpster by FR3SH 2 D3FF December 15, 2008

Akward Flag Pole 

It's when one person puts their fisted hands on top of eachother to make the pole. Another person then puts their hand on top of "the pole" and makes a flag and waves it. It's used in akward or just randomly to get some laughs. Also done when everyone starts doing different kind of akward things, like the akward turtle, blowjob, moose, etc.

After Johhny made his comment we all started doing different akward things, me and Jamie did the akward flag pole to the amusement of everyone.

Akward Flag Pole by Caboose1 December 12, 2009