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airline food 

(n.) 1. A stale joke 2. an overused and dated reference 3. a cliche 4. a snide retort to any of the previous references
Doug: Trucker hats are so lame, I mean my dad wears them.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.
airline food by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

Airline Neck Pillow

When a woman with enormous, hanging breasts stands up against you from behind and throws one over each of your shoulders, thus resembling the airline neck pillow .
Babe, I would appreciate you throwing those breasts over my shoulders like an airline neck pillow .
Airline Neck Pillow by Cam11 June 9, 2018

Airline Therapy 

Airline Therapy - Cheap form of mental health where two or more unaquatinted people can chat and share their most personal thoughts with each other in the uninhibited environment of an airline flight. The fact that in 2-10 hours these two people are going to be going there separate ways, never to meet again, produces an uncommon candidness. With the advent of the internet this concept can also be applied to chat rooms & instant messenger.
The flight was a killer, however my seat mate provided 3 hours of the best airline therapy I've had in a while. It really cleared the cache. Do not confuse this with, "The Mile High Club".
I originally read about this in a USA Today Life article back in the early 1990’s. The article talked about the conversations that people have with total strangers on flights.
Airline Therapy by Flingwings April 6, 2006

Airline Pilot

1. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with The King. Is higher in rank than a multiengine pilot.
Whoa! Look at the airline pilot all spiffy in his uniform!
Airline Pilot by Da Moose November 18, 2003

Airline fees 

Annoying fees that airline charges to customers, usually a ripoff. Examples of those stupid fees are:
*Baggage fee - depending on airline, you are charged $15-25 to check first bag and the price goes up once you check second bag and so on
*Seat selection fee - when airlines charge you for choosing your seat
*Reservation change fee - The most ridiculous out of all airline fees. Usually costs about $150, just to change your flight reservation! And if there's a difference in airfare, you have to pay the difference too.
I am a frequent flier who enjoys traveling by plane but those stupid annoying airline fees have been bothering me for a long time. Should I start flying Southwest Airlines?
Airline fees by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011

Airline Blonde

Airline Blonde - A lady that has blonde hair that is not natural, It maybe a wig or dyed, but either way.... she still has a black box...
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I was with this 'Airline Blonde' the other night, Her hair on her head was golden but she still had a black box...

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Airline Blonde by johnparker74 September 25, 2010