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Gentlemens Agreement 

A verbal agreement established by a Quality Control Manager and made with another person or group of people. It is manadatory that for a gentlemens agreement to take place that a paper trail must not exist, and the party that iniates and finalizes the gentlemens agreement must notify a third party that everything is under control because I made a gentlemens agreement with them. Great caution must be excercised when forming this type of agreement because it is not legally binding in any way and can result in a negative outcome.
I realize that we were directed in writing to correct the elevation of the sprinkler heads, but dont worry because I made a gentlemens agreement to only correct some of the sprinkler heads.
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nigga food trade agreement 

The Nigga Food Trade Agreement is initiated when one person(they dont have to be black) shares food with someone else and that means the reciver of the food has to brake bread next time they have food. This can also be referred to as the "Food Rule".
Person 1: Lemme get a peice dummy
Person 2: Nah nigga
Person 1: Your breaking the agreement
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The Nigga food trade agreement now gimme some nigga

Paris Agreement 

The Paris Agreement is a treaty that was signed by the leaders of 195 countries. The purpose of the agreement is to signficantly reduce global warming and emissions by 2020. By 2100, the Paris Agreement intends to eliminate emissions altogether and end global warming for good.
I am totally in favor of the Paris Agreement because emissions and global warming are terrible for the envionment.
Paris Agreement by PWS27 June 2, 2017

Sheldon Agreement

A legal or binding agreement that describes a relationship between two or more entities, that takes into account every possible scenario or outcome, is extremely defined, articulate, diverse and all-encompassing, and provides clear consequences as a result of deviations from generally accepted guidelines, rules or methodologies.
Adam signed the Sheldon agreement, without reading the 200 page document, needed to buy a telephone.
Sheldon Agreement by GMASS October 17, 2012

violent agreement 

When two people think they are arguing, but fail to realize they actually agree.
Ross: This arena is bigger than the old one.
Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.
violent agreement by Chris.G July 31, 2010

Agreementgasm 

An intense, compassionate agreement with another person, typically one of those agreements where something clicks; the other person has effectively "Hit the nail on the head" with their statement.
Person 1: "This new university payment scam..I mean scheme that the government's conjured up is complete knobbery!"

Person 2: "My God, you're right! I think I just had an agreementgasm!"
Agreementgasm by The Rizzmeister October 18, 2010

Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement) 

It's when you have gotten consent from somebody but that consent was not received in the most moral of circumstances or standarts
If I know that somebody doesnt speak english and I put in page 96 of their repair contract, that they signed before they get their iphone fixed, that if they dont certified mail me 16 years from now, that I will get to marry their firstborn daughter and take all their personal property. Thus - Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)