advert love 

to make out with or have sex with or to give any kind of attention to a loved one, but only during the adverts of a show.

John: so I go around my girlfriend's while her parents were away, but she was watching Desperate Housewives, so all I got was advert love.

advert love by essea January 17, 2007

advert music 

A unique genre of music in that it only covers one group.

That group is Massive Attack.

The phrase is derived from James Morgan's belief that Massive Attack's music is only suitable for car adverts.

Put Wake Up Call on or something, but not that fucking advert music!

advert music by morgangills November 15, 2004

Advert Bukkake 

When you try to read an online article but all you receive is a face full of advertisements all clambering over each other to get your attention,resulting in an unreadable mess.

I couldn’t read your article on Beyoncé s top 10 overpriced beauty products as I was too busy wiping the Advert Bukkake out my eyes.

Advert Bukkake by TheGinjaPrince December 19, 2023

loud popup advert

A heart attack just waiting to happen

Holy cow I just got a loud popup advert help my heart is going at 3500 miles per hour

loud popup advert by Yermy Battled Warter December 26, 2016

Mobile Game Advert 

30-20 unskippable seconds of cringe

person 1: did you see that mobile game advert for delete one part
person 2: the one that lures horny 9 year olds in?
person 2: yeah I've seen it, had to drink unsee juice after that

Mobile Game Advert by ToastCantBeFoundHere May 7, 2022

Advertising Blue Chip 

Korean Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. BTS V well known for his “ethereal visuals” has become a favorite in the advertising world. BTS V boasts a variety of charms with his appearance and is an advertising genius. His ethereal visuals and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.

Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possess a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.

Advertising Blue Chip by kpop happening May 12, 2021

Advertising Blue Chip 

Korean Media has labeled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. Well known for his “ethereal visuals” and a variety of charms, Kim Taehyung (AKA BTS V) has become a favorite of brands due to his advertising genius. His ethereal visuals, natural modeling & acting ability and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.

Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possesses a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.

Advertising Blue Chip by kpop happening May 12, 2021