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Alien Adaptation

The biological, technological, or cultural changes a terrestrial organism (especially humans) must undergo to survive and thrive in a permanently alien environment. This goes beyond wearing a spacesuit; it's the profound, often irreversible alteration required to call an alien world home. This could mean genetic engineering for higher radiation tolerance, surgical implants to process a different atmospheric mix, or radical societal shifts to live under a foreign sun. It’s the process of ceasing to be purely Earth-born to become something new.
Example: In Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy, the first colonists undergoing Alien Adaptation include surgical changes to their eyes for the dimmer light, taking drugs to thicken their blood for low pressure, and, over generations, selective breeding for those who can breathe the thin air—eventually leading to a new, Martian-adapted human species distinct from Earthlings.
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Natural Adaptation Theory

A proposed refinement to classical Natural Selection, emphasizing that adaptation is not just a passive filter but an active, iterative process of fit-making between an organism (or community) and its environment. It focuses on the mechanisms of adaptability itself—plasticity, learning, niche construction—as traits that are selected for. The theory argues evolution favors not just static "fitness," but the capacity to generate new fits in response to change. For communities, this means valuing structures that enable learning and reorganization.
Example: A software developer community doesn't just survive by knowing one programming language (a static fit). It thrives through Natural Adaptation Theory: it selects for a culture of continuous learning, hackathons (niche construction for innovation), and modular organization that can pivot quickly. Its key adaptive trait is not a specific skill, but the meta-skill of adaptive capacity itself.

contraption adaption 

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.
1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

Analtation 

a forceful diarrhea explosion from ones ass after anal sex.
The toilet bowl had chunks of crap left in it due too my explosive analtation.
Analtation by Cdog0106 November 13, 2019

madaptation 

A state of crippling, maddening, and dangerous obsession entered while an individual seeks to change their life.
"Damn that girl Madalyn is so fine she makes me enter a state of madaptation."

adaption 

alternate way to spell "adaptation." most commonly used to look like an fucktard in front of your biology t.a.
"Plants in arid climates have adaptions in their leaves." **Odd looks from people smarter than you and third graders**
adaption by i am a dumb January 28, 2008

Adaptationer 

That kid is such as adaptationer, he’s had 19 girlfriends already.