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shore acres click 

Shore Acres is a pleasant suburban retirement community located in Maryland. A haven for antiquing, Shore Acres boasts quiet streets, well-manicured lawns and a quaint imitation-Colonial church that can be toured between 2 and 4 PM on any weekday save Tuesdays. Shore Acres Click is an imaginary gang invented on the internet by a small group of white teenagers who reside in Shore Acres with their grandparents. The only requirement for membership is the inability to spell "clique."
Me and my homies in the Shore Acres Click used to smoke hella pot while we watched Total Request Live, until my Nana found our stash and took it away. Yeah boyee!

Mcateer Acres 

A very very hard hood in the middle of ocala florida. a place where a lot of gangsta shit goes on and a lot of ppl get beat up. mcateer acres is also a place where we have absoulutly no fun gurls. the king ada hood is the cuban stallion and the prince of da hood is sasquatch also known as "crunk nigger" and the queen of the hood is olivia and the princess of the hood is jessica. in this hood we used to have many funn ppl and we used to do a lot of fun shit but nowadays everyone has moved out and there is only 5 tight ppl left. a new hood member is coming soon and her name is jennifer matias. the main source 4 entertaiment in mcateer acres nowadays is takin good long strolls to the kangaroo express aka the cornerstore up da road. dat place is the shit. also in mcateer acres all we ever pretty much do is work out every fucken day so if u live here u shud b in pretty good shape. there is also many gay lil fucken inside kids that never come out of their damn house so fuck them.
"a yo i dont think we shud fuck wit dat hard hood mcateer acres"

"yo cuban stallion lets go to the cornerstore"

"yo sasquatch lets workout"

Hundred Acres Manor 

Pittsburgh's scariest, 100% volunteer haunted house. Located in South Park PA.
"hey, do you want to go to Hundred Acres Manor this weekend?" "Hell yeah, that place scares the piss out of me."

Lehigh Acres 

Located in the outskirts of Fort Myers, FL, this small town has packed a ton of people into it. They have a bowling alley, shopping centers, and a big variety of churches. They used to have a movie theatre but it's a church now. Most people have never heard of Lehigh, but they seem to be attempting at being well known, as they keep on building, and expanding.
While on vacation someone asks a woman where she is from.

Woman: Lehigh Acres..It's right near Fort Myers.

Other person: Oh, I know where Fort Myers is.
Lehigh Acres by Krystalynnnnn June 24, 2008

Rolling Acres Mall 

A shopping mall that was located in Akron, Ohio. At one time it was the best shopping in the area, with a sparkling orange fountain near the main entrance and undoubtedly the largest selection of stores, but then mall management chose to employ cheaper security guards rather than off-duty police officers. Gangs started to appear around the premises and the mall declined. After October 2008, the mall closed, was abandoned, and was torn up by shitbag vandals and gangsters, ruining any chances of the mall ever being revitalized.

Gained widespread notoriety when Seph Lawless took pictures of the snow-filled atrium in 2015, after vandals shot out the mall's skylights. Sadly, it's demolished now.
John: Hey, remember that big mall somewhere in Akron? The one with the orange fountain?
Timothy: You're talking about the Rolling Acres Mall. Man, I had good childhood memories at that place, sad to see it being demolished.

RIP Rolling Acres Mall.

shady acres 

A term used to describe an area that appears to be very sketchy and dangerous. Or, a place where upon entering, feelings of fright and nervousness come immediately into play.
1.) "Dude, we're so lost. I don't know how you kept looking at the map and managed to get us into this scary town. There's no lights on in this whole place and everything looks haunted. We're smack dab in the middle of shady acres."

2.) "I can't believe we're driving through the heart of the ghetto right now. This place is straight up shady acres."
shady acres by Jam Master Joke October 26, 2009