Up shit creek without a paddle 

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

Up shit creek without a paddle by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013

Up shit creek without a paddle 

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

Up shit creek without a paddle by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

doing a padz 

Doing something stupid or retarded. For instance hoarding PRs, or failing school.

Look at the guy, totally doing a padz.

doing a padz by Zarkov November 4, 2010

that's a paddlin' 

For something that shouldn't be done, and if done, results in a paddlin'

Jasper: Talkin' outta turn. That's a paddlin'
Lookin' out da window. That's a paddlin'
Starin' ats mys sandles. That's a paddlin;
Paddlin' the school canoe, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'

that's a paddlin' by Victor142 July 30, 2011

up a creek without a paddle 

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

up a creek without a paddle by Light Joker June 7, 2007

knickers like a paddling pool 

Of a lady in a sexually excited state

Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool

knickers like a paddling pool by mattski July 1, 2004

Up shit creek without a paddle 

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!

Up shit creek without a paddle by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018