lance a boil 

to squeeze an obnoxious person out of your circle of friends or away from yourself

She's getting on my nerves. I'm going to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."

lance a boil by 22611 July 25, 2006

lance-a-boil

Rubbing ones penis on a partners body part until you bust a nut.

She was a complete freak and often asked that I lance-a-boil on her.

lance-a-boil by Nathan Brazil September 1, 2008

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)... by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor 

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Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina 

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist 

If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist

If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist

If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

food-a-lanche 

Derived from the word avalanche, a food-a-lanche is what happens when someone opens the door to a refrigerator and food containers tumble out onto the floor. This situation commonly arises when a refrigerator is packed full and items have been carelessly stacked.

I went to get a fresh beer, and when I opened the fridge, *BAM* I was caught in a food-a-lanche. A jar of pickles bounced off my toe, and I had to pick up a bunch of ketchup packets and leftovers. One of these days I've gotta rearrange all the stuff on the top shelf.

food-a-lanche by hipsterbeyotch March 4, 2012