zoner 

a condition which arises when an individual is so 'in the zone', they cannot help but have a megahuge boner.

michael phelps was sporting a zoner during the beijing olympics.

zoner by poot12 December 28, 2008

Zoner 

A zipper boner.

Jill: omg do u have a boner?!
Sam: no its my zipper I swear! Its a zoner, not a boner!!

Zoner by chicken fagina September 22, 2009

zoner 

It's like a boner you get in your sleep.

I woke up with a zzzzzzoner.

zoner by turdmasterdarren February 12, 2012

Zoner 

A girl that friendzones frequently.

A girl that takes pleasure in friendzoning guys either to keep their options open or to feel a sense of power.
Usually an attention freak or a girl that seeks out drama.

"I wouldn't be hanging around that zoner; all you're doing is walking straight into heartache city."

"She's a waste of time bro," said the wingman. "Why is that?" "She is the top zoner in the school!"

Zoner by AnthonyAtaraxia December 21, 2014

Zoner 

a boner you get in the middle of class when you stop paying attention and let your mind wander

-Can you come up to the board and write your answer?
-Oh, uhhh. I can't
-why not?
-well i was just daydreaming and now i have a pretty stark zoner.

Zoner by The Arsenator October 16, 2009

Zoner 

zoner: related to the common term, boner, is used when ur zipper on your jeans, jacket, ect. is sticking up.

friend 1: i think you zipper likes me.
friend 2: wtf? y would my zipper like you?
friend 1: because its having a zoner!!!

Zoner by chargerlvrbroncohatr November 22, 2009

Zoner 

See wordThe Zone/word

Coopersville is a Zoner

Zoner by The Zone September 1, 2003