Merge of "Zoom" + "Drinking". Due to Shelter in Place ordinance amongst the COVID-19 crisis, a new norm of socializing - drinking at home while logged into a Zoom (online conferencing platform) session with other folks, cameras on and beverages in hand.

Also known or another pronunciation of "zinking".

WFH all day had to have a Happy Hour zrinking with all my friends.

Zrinking by Tx.flip April 2, 2020

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zonking

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

zonking by The LT August 23, 2005

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Zoining

feels like little bugs running around in ur knee

I hit my knee on the table and now it's zoining

Zoining by russian mafia princess December 11, 2006

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Zoinkin

A slang term for male self-pleasure in sub-optimal conditions.
Can also be said as zoinkin out/zoinkin the dog.

Bro: hop on fort
Me: Nah i cant im at a funeral zoinkin the dog
Bro: at a funeral?

Me: Yeah but the chairs here are uncomfortable asf and the coffin they put my granny in is mid.

Zoinkin by rigg bone December 20, 2023

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