Wrinkly Gromit 

A dog's or cat's bunghole that's either wrinkled, caved in, and a bit chaffed.

"Daddy daddy! Come look at Reemer's wrinkly gromit!"

Wrinkly Gromit by Buttergoat December 31, 2004

wrinkly dollar 

A phrase used to define someone who has a hard time accepting and believing a truthful compliment.

Ryan: Hey you're a pretty good artist and mathematician! You're so OP!
Me: Stop complimenting me. It makes me feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it's just really frustrating for everyone involved. ;-;

wrinkly dollar by paramine May 6, 2020

wrinkly goggles

Wrinkly goggles are applied by laying one's testicles on top of someone's eyelids while they sleep, or perhaps while they are awake.

Life always looks better through a pair of wrinkly goggles!

wrinkly goggles by nelliott83 October 11, 2006

Wrinkly Bits

Testicles (per Warren).

Karsch was having sex on the beach and got sand in his wrinkly bits.

Wrinkly Bits by ~Rosie July 20, 2008

wrinkly hag 

When a persons skin is so wrinkly, they are more wrinkly than a hag . It can also be used to describe an object.

“Did you see Jimmie?” “Yeah he looks like a wrinkly hag.”

"That raisin is almost as wrinkled has a wrinkly hag "

wrinkly hag by Hoxtalicious December 1, 2016

Wrinkly Leather Kangaroo Pouch 

In the fupa of some formally pregant women, the skin is not taunt and hangs like a kangaroo pouch. It also appears to look stretched out and extremely wrinkly, similar to leather to the eyes in some extreme cases.

Sarah was such a dime till she got knocked up. No that she had that kid she has that nasty wrinkly leather kangaroo pouch.

Wrinkly Leather Kangaroo Pouch by Maximillion Pegasus April 10, 2010

wrinkly starfish 

(n) A vuglar and discreet way to refer to one's anus, generally in a negative context.

Sam: Please stop swearing. There are children present.

Herschel: Bite my wrinkly starfish.

wrinkly starfish by toddwagonwheel November 27, 2016