tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded

Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.

tard waggling by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009

inappropriate wiggling 

When two or more ice carvers are sharing body heat, and one or more move there bodies in ways that lead to increased friction and wetness. Only count if your in a tent in the winter with just one sleeping bag and lot of alcohol.

You can share my body heat but no inappropriate wiggling.

inappropriate wiggling by ice ninja April 27, 2015

Stick-wiggling Fucktard 

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.

Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."

Stick-wiggling Fucktard by manny629 October 2, 2009

wiggling emos

the wiggling emos is an emo band. they were formed 9/23/2013 on twitter.

they cover songs and are coming out with their own music soon.

their first ep is coming out on October 31st, 2013.

"do u like the wiggling emos???"

"hell yeah man THEY ROCK"

"thanks they're my band"

wiggling emos by swag pussy September 30, 2013

wiggling 

A Masterbation technique used in place of stroking off. First you remove all your clothes and lie prone on the bed. Then you rock left and right while using the surface to hold pressure on your sword. Just prior to climax roll into the supine position for sweet release or lateral recumbant if you prefer.

Oh man after watching the news this morning, I have a lot of wiggling to do this afternoon.

wiggling by Luke Palmer October 27, 2007

Wiggling Spree 

Act of rapid jerking of the steering wheel right to left while driving, causing the vehicle to "wiggle"

Said when someone is driving, "Do a wiggling spree!"

Wiggling Spree by Sam Scott December 15, 2008

ear wiggling 

To lie; to fib; to bend the truth

Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"

ear wiggling by Fucking Phil September 5, 2019