Eyes Wide Shut

When a person refuses to see something in plain view because of preconceived notions of what this something should look like. This frequently happens to naïve people.
In the movie of the same name, the title refers to sexuality, specifically to female sexuality, and a refusal of the protagonist to see that women can have both sexual fantasies (besides her primary partner) and substantial sex drive.

Conservatives and Liberals talk and look at one another with their eyes wide shut.

Eyes Wide Shut by One Uncommon Word July 19, 2017

Wide Stance 

A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.

This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.

Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.

Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.

Wide Stance by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 5, 2007

Willy Wide Special 

A Diet Coke, an espresso, and a water.

Al: Welcome to Al’s Bar. What can I get for you?

Nancy: I’ll have a Willy Wide Special please.

Willy Wide Special by Silly Guy Willy January 20, 2020

widget shit 

The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.

Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.

widget shit by KlausVonKrappen July 23, 2014

i have a wide stance 

Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."

Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."

i have a wide stance by Madmoses September 14, 2007

tight pants wide stance 

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.

That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

tight pants wide stance by da duh da duh da September 20, 2007

The wide step 

When a guy steps very widely to the side to get his balls unstuck from his leg

That guy over there just did the wide step

The wide step by BostonMan86 January 24, 2023