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Whittaker's Disguise

Also known as a "courtesy flush" when using the bathroom during a particularly nosiy dump.
When one feels the anal sphincter stretching to release excetement one must hastily turn around and push the full flush button thus disguising the noise of the dump in a flush of running water.
Glen- "Oi why do you have to be so fuckin loud in that stall?"

Mitch- "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"

Glen- "A Whittaker's Disguise wouldn't hurt!"

whittaker's eye

A common opthamological condition that causes a reduction in the range of movement of one or both eye lids.
Haha, he has Whittaker's eye.

matheson whittaker 

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.
Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

jodie whittaker 

The 13th doctor
Have you heard that Jodie Whittaker is going to play the 13th incarnation of the Doctor?
jodie whittaker by Whoufflegirl August 13, 2017

Amberley Whittaker 

A black haired beauty!She is stunning,smart and very ammusing.Anyone who knows her personally will gather that she is very caring and has a heart of gold.However passing her will mean a deep hatred between you two.
Omg,I can’t believe how caring Amberley Whittaker is!

I wish I could be Amberley Whittaker!
Amberley Whittaker by Amberley October 26, 2017