Weener Wrap 

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

Weener Wrap by Apollo83 July 13, 2019

weeded 

syn.for being "in the weeds" (waiter/server)

"dude can you stop seating me can't you see i'm weeded"

weeded by Upgrayedd March 7, 2007

Weendrel

A ranked member of the Aristocracy; A top ten member of the Facebook group- "Haven Of Weebs And Scoundrels.

The Weendrels are given special privileges due to their position

Weendrel by Jojotempest August 5, 2022

weenes 

A weenes is the skin behind your elbow. That you can strech out.

You can pull the weenes.

weenes by Kya Lastname April 22, 2012

Weener 

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

Weener by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

weaned on a pickle 

having a sour, disagreeable, or unpleasant look on one's face

When someone is constantly frowning we often say he or she was weaned on a pickle because a sour pickle causes us to grimace.

weaned on a pickle by Moonbeam Snowflake March 28, 2013

Weener Banjo 

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

Weener Banjo by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012