Dick Weasel 

Someone who is persistently annoying.

A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.

Jarron you are such a DICK WEASEL.

Dick Weasel by ashlyn445 September 29, 2009

Dick weasel 

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness

Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.

Dick weasel by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018

Dick weasel 

A person who is being a dick and you find a creative name for road rage or just in general

Wow WHAT A DICK WEASEL

Dick weasel by The one and only haevyn March 19, 2021

Dick Weasel 

A guy that tries to get involved in sex between a couple, usually in a sneaky fashion. He is not opposed to dp to get in between aforementioned sex, because as everyone knows, dp (whether softcore or otherwise) as long as balls dont touch, you arent homosexual

Tony: sooo, youre girl is looking pretty hot tonight...

Shawn: dude, stop being a dick weasel; we arent having a threesome

Dick Weasel by Tequila Mockingbird October 16, 2008

dick weasel 

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

dick weasel by Big Al May 13, 2005

Dick Weasel 

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

Dick Weasel by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022

Dick weasel 

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important

I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel

Dick weasel by anonymous September 22, 2023