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Ayo, i finna smoke some wizzles, cuz.
wizzles by big asian February 29, 2008
1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex
1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.
wazzle by republicofwazzle November 9, 2014
State of being in which a person has little or no sense, use, or purpose.
A person who wazzles is referred to as a Wazzler.
Instead of doing your homework, you spent the day wazzling!
You wazzled the whole day! You're fired!
Wazzle by Jaack Meeoff February 11, 2014
a dancing style originated from finland, it's basically shuffle with some sick muzz thrown in
x: do you see that person wazzling right there?
y: damn, that wazzle style dancing is smooth and aesthetic as f**k man...
wazzle by shufflemuzzman59 January 21, 2019

douche wazzle 

A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing
Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world
douche wazzle by Tony Dinatale December 1, 2003

wazzle-juice 

A colloquial term for an alcoholic beverage commonly used by Australian ex-patriots in America
"I was skulling the wazzle-juice last night and got right spiffed."
wazzle-juice by Walkabout February 24, 2014