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Wanker’s Sheen 

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?
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Kit Walker 

A sexy insane asylum patient played by actor Evan Peters in the second season of the TV series American Horror Story on FX. Accused of murdering multiple women including his wife Alma. He is innocent of these murders but he's guilty of killing many teen girls due to excessive sexiness.
"Kit Walker and I are the new OTP."
Kit Walker by thatsopanda May 28, 2015

wackertastic 

Something that would be owned by, done by, or related to someone who would be considered a Wacker.
Wacker: "Dude, i drove with the lights and sirens on and used the air horn; it was sweet."
Non-Wacker: Wow that's wackertastic.
wackertastic by Wacker #1 August 12, 2009

Riding the Wake 

To immediately follow an ambulance or another emergency vehicle while cars are pulled over to let it pass
I made it to work in record time riding the wake of an ambulance
Riding the Wake by Tapirokapi December 10, 2013

wanker scab 

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.
I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.
wanker scab by OldLeech September 24, 2019

Wake & Toast 

It's a violent step further than wake n' bake, for individuals (OGs) that want to ram as much THC in their fucking brain as soon as possible upon awakening, no time for baking muffins, reffering to wake and bake, time to ram as much THC molecules in the brain and toast it a.s.a.p. (usually when in pain, like severe chronic back pain) refering to being shitfaced rapidly and sincerely.
Never mind the wake & bake, I wake & toast until I get the greens or pull a whitey
Wake & Toast by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019