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It's when Perry moves his fart into my direction with the use of his hand.... he waffs it!
Ah shit man stop waffing that fart in my direction... it's sick!
Waffing by Doppleganger1 June 21, 2011

Coconut Waffledog 

The act of a person sprinkling coconut on a fresh pile of dog shit then smearing it onto a waffle or pancake. ( Usually a waffle ) The person will then proceed to ejaculate onto it, after which he/she will eat it.
My girlfriend made me a Coconut Waffledog and after eating it my shit smelled like coconut for 3 weeks.
Coconut Waffledog by shox178 November 30, 2011

Waffling the Pancakes

When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".

The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:

"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?

Wafflenuts 

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.
I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.
Wafflenuts by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016

Waffling 

Adding un-necessary lines into a conversation, speech or essay.
Teachers often tell to students not to waffle before submitting an assignment. However, I think about me and my boyfriend playing hardcore on the bed whenever they mention that word.

(some noobs will think about pancakes)
Teacher: Waffling is never a good idea, Katie. Try not to do it

Katie: b b but it feels good Miss.

Waffling 

When someone talks an actual whole load of rubbish and is really annoying and jarring won’t ever stop talking about th emits irrelevant topics.
Bro she’s just waffling don’t listen to her
Waffling by Mhmmm :) March 19, 2020