Someone who is a closet weenie toucher and who gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by longfingered alien dudes.
A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.
The counter part to a Jean Vogel.
Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.
While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.
At Easter this year, my grandma was talking about pulling a Jean Vogel and her sister started Vogeling on her about her mu-mu.
Inspired by Steven Vogel, a term used in weight-training to describe the motion, or rather, lack of motion in the squat lift. Starting at an angle of 180 degree angle from feet to ass, the Vogel squatter proceeds to bend his knees to form a 177.2 degee angle in a spastic, nearly unnoticeable motion. The Vogel squatter also emits a loud yell to assure that everyone is watching his awful lift.
Loni-"Tim Riebe told me he squatted 460 lbs. yesterday."
Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-