Val 

Super sweet man. Hes so nice and kind and caring. Val is super funny and has great music taste too. Hes hot and sexy asf. /p hes also super cool and a great person. Hes literally a dun ass oerson to talk to and if you hate him or dont wanna talk to him at all, your loss because val is amazing. SO FUCK YOU HATERS.

Yoooooo, boi its val
Oh shit!!! He cool
Val also the alpha.

Val by O. K. July 14, 2021

val 

SoCal/surfer term meaning lame, heinous, harsh or shitty. A reference to outsider surfers from San Fernando Valley, which to them, is the source of all things sucky. Valley dwellers are typically hated by LA beach locals hated for invading the locals' beaches, sealing waves, posing, and flaunting their parents money.

Surfer dude: Hey, babe! Lookin' tasty today. Wanna meet me under the pier and ride my short board?

Surfer chick: Asshole! Not if you were the last wave in Santa Monica!

Surfer dude: Whoa! That was val!

val by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009

Val 

A val is someone from the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles County, California.
Vals are known for their "valspeak" (i.e Like Oh my god! Ew gag me with a spoon!) but the majority of them no longer speak this way. They still however have a hint of that dialect by saying "like" in nearly every sentence. Other terms still being used are "dude", "oh my god", "rad" and "totally".
Vals tend to be more down to earth and less egocentric than the kids over the hill.

People hate on us vals, but they still like watching our porn!

Val by zombie818 February 27, 2011

Val 

Val- a person who is not from the beach or coastal area, ..a surfer from the valley; Valley boy

Dude, go home val. GO home vals!!

Val by JAvier October 23, 2004

val 

a literal simp maker

val

val by drugg man February 14, 2021

Val 

Val short for Valium

Let a fella scab some Val

Val by Petey_Curbs December 8, 2014

Val 

Name of someone who uses pay to win strategies in video games and who is not particularly good at Super Smash Bros.

Is that Val? Ugh why does he have to pay for DLC?

Val by ~FryingPan~ April 26, 2020